The Magic Dildo

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 18-Jul-2015 22:41:53

A business man is just informed that he will be going on a business trip for a month. When he tells his wife the news, she asks, "how will I get my pleasure while you are away?"
The man reflecting on this, stops by a sex shop after work the next day to pick up a toy or two on the day that he is set to leave.
Before heading off to pack, he gives his wife the toy that he picked up.
"This is a magic dildo, just say dildo, and the body part you'd would like it to penetrate while holding it in your hand, and it will do so."
The wife taking the dildo says, "Dildo vagina."
The dildo, much to both of their surprise works as advertised. The man leave for his trip, and all is going well for two weeks. In the middle of the third week, a robber breaks in to the house while the wife is sleeping. Heading in to the bedroom, looking for the valuables, he inadvertently wakes up the sleeping while. As he is about to run off, he spots the magic dildo and picks it up.
"What the hell is this?", the robber asks.
"Its a magic dildo", the scared wife answers.
The man looking disbelieving says, "Magic dildo my ass!"

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 18-Jul-2015 23:52:10

LOL Very good.

Post 3 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Sunday, 19-Jul-2015 9:02:16

Hahaha.

Post 4 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Sunday, 19-Jul-2015 20:03:33

Lol

Post 5 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 20-Jul-2015 16:16:55

Smile.

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 20-Jul-2015 19:11:05

good one!

Post 7 by Shepherdwolf (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 21-Jul-2015 15:19:11

I heard this one years ago. It was a bit more elaborate, but it's still good for a chuckle.

Post 8 by Flop Eared Monster (Adorably monsterous) on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2015 18:09:26

HahaHaha! I love it

Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2015 22:39:42

that'll get someone to get the hell out of one's house in a damn hurry. lol